Texas – State of Emergency!

All citizens of Texas are told to stay indoors, due to the toxic smoke and a fire at the largest condom factory in the state. Authorities says that at least 10 boxes of condom’s are on fire, 10 rubbers in each package! Please stay calm and indoors until you been told otherwise.

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