Welcome aboard the Siberian Safari! We have packages to suit everyone’s needs.

Enjoy the great outdoors while shooting Russian soldiers. It’s better than killing an innocent deer or antelope. You’re doing the world a favor!

It’s colder than a witch’s vagina but you will experience great satisfaction while bagging a five star Russian. That’s a kill!

All you can drink Vodka and exquisite meal packages are available. It doesn’t matter what you choose because it’s Borscht day everyday!

Our package includes taxidermy services so you can get your Russian head wall-mounted or why not just go ahead and stuff the whole thing!

Enjoy our luxury V.I.P. tent where you will be sleeping on a luxury cot, surrounded by bearskin and moose shit.

Who knows? You might even kill a captain or dare we say it, maybe even Putin himself!

Happy hunting everyone!