Artificial Intelligence products that have not yet appeared on the market

A.I. toilet – understands your stool and how much wiping will be required. Wipes for you.

A.I. refrigerator – knows what you’re running low on and tells you about it every 5 minutes until you buy it.

A.I. television – no more channel surfing; it just turns on the thing it knows you’re going to watch anyway.

A.I. pacemaker – sends a prerecorded audio file to your smartphone reminding you “you shouldn’t be eating that” and “if I quit, your heart quits”.

A.I. toothbrush – samples and processes food particles from your teeth and gums and shouts at you about drinking too much coffee, sugar and other things that make your teeth less white.

* choose between a number of celebrity voices: Al Pacino, Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, The Nanny and much more…