Miss universe = universal mistake

Scientists at SETI institute are constantly monitoring signals from outer space in the search for extraterrestrial life and yesterday, they finally managed to translate some of their findings.

It looks like an alien life form in the strontium x nebula, not far from the exoplanet B-dot-66 has this to say: Stop your silly miss universe competition now or we kill you all!

Jeb Hefner, head of Miss Universe Pageant: I guess we have to go back to calling it Miss World, or even Miss Earth, but I really liked “Universe” part of it. It added a nice touch. I suppose the aliens will want us to get rid of the Universal T.V. remote and Universal Pictures as well.