I am a brightly coloured tree. I’m taller than almost any other tree. I didn’t do anything to earn it, but I just know the other trees are jealous of me. Just look how great I am! The nitrogen content in the air is responsible for my vivid colours and the soil for my tremendous growth. I know I should feel gratitude but I choose to embrace my own righteousness and superiority. Fuck all these other brown trees. They’re all trash.
HumanIfy 