A new kind of environmental protest organization has announced their manifesto. It’s based on the fact that water seems to be one of the greatest threats to humanity. Less water, less flooding, that’s their motto.

Anti water activist Jeb Dryhouse: We have to get rid of some water, I mean how much water do we need here? Ship it to mars, I say. Yes, we believe in musk, he is the only one that can make it happen, shuttle traffic with ocean fucking salty water, we don’t need that shit here, sure some fishes will die but better them than me.

It’s so annoying that you can’t get rid of water here by just drinking it and pissing it out, it just comes back in one way or another, disgusting if you ask me. I mean how many people, animals and others have contributed to the next pint of beer I will drink!?