Silicone Hills

A cemetery in the Hollywood Hills is now called Silicone Hills, due to all the bodies with silicone implants.

Church Warden, Jebulon Dustfield: There’s so much silicone in the ground that the worms just leave by the thousands, it’s a goddamn worm exodus down here, I tell ya! From earth to earth, ashes to ashes…nah…I don’t like where this is going!

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