A cemetery in the Hollywood Hills is now called Silicone Hills, due to all the bodies with silicone implants.
Church Warden, Jebulon Dustfield: There’s so much silicone in the ground that the worms just leave by the thousands, it’s a goddamn worm exodus down here, I tell ya! From earth to earth, ashes to ashes…nah…I don’t like where this is going!
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Yes people, it’s true, the Kneecap Philharmonic Orchestra are back! The only orchestra in the world that uses human kneecaps as their main instrument!
The manager, Abriman Dabra says that each individual kneecap has its very own unique sound.
If you would like to be a part of their music after your death please contact us and we will make sure that your kneecaps reach the Orchestra in good condition.
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