New DNA and Genetic technology used by the Russian army!

It is now confirmed that The Russian army have used Smart Sharks™ in the war against Ukraine. They have been cross-breeding white sharks with the DNA of Stalin, Lenin, Putin, and a bit of Charles Manson- just to be sure. The name of this new organic killer machine is called “OligShark”.

The Black Sea is now darker than ever!

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