I’m pissed off!
I just bought a star and when I got the picture it was ugly as hell. It was way too small, had the wrong color and was badly misshapen, looking more like a shitty asteroid than a shiny star.
I called the star company and complained. I told them that I wanted to return the bloody star and get my 150 dollars back.
“Oh, you bought a discounted star, sorry that’s not possible to return”, the star clerk answered.
After a long monologue from my side, I hung up and went to eBay instead.
The star, MY star, Joe, was now up for sale!