Do you own a posh pet? You don’t want to come across as patronizing, so why not let your pet do it for you?

We help your pet become more patronizing than you could EVER be. Your pet will taunt and humiliate others so you can remain blameless.

Jeb Clemons: “I took one look at that fuck’n poodle and I knew it thought it was better than me. I felt instantly patronized and petronized. The owner looked pretty smug too, by the way”.