On The First Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
A cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Second Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Third Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Fourth Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Fifth Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Sixth Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Six Beasts A Slaying
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Seventh Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Seven Prawns A Limping
Six Beasts A Slaying
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Eighth Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Eight Nerds A Hurling
Seven Prawns A Limping
Six Beasts A Slaying
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Ninth Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Nine Rabies Prancing
Eight Nerds A Hurling
Seven Prawns A Limping
Six Beasts A Slaying
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Tenth Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
Ten Lords A Sleeping
Nine Rabies Prancing
Eight Nerds A Hurling
Seven Prawns A Limping
Six Beasts A Slaying
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus To Me:
Eleven Vipers Vaping
Ten Lords A Sleeping
Nine Rabies Prancing
Eight Nerds A Hurling
Seven Prawns A Limping
Six Beasts A Slaying
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee

On The Twelfth Day Of Christmas
Thorenoussardus Sent To Me:
12 Cummers Cumming
Eleven Vipers Vaping
Ten Lords A Sleeping
Nine Rabies Prancing
Eight Nerds A Hurling
Seven Prawns A Limping
Six Beasts A Slaying
Five Moldy Things
Four Falling Turds
Three Henchmen
Two Fertile Gloves
And A Cartridge In some Bear Pee