Children of the Elf

Santa is being charged under The Child Labor Act for employing underage children at his North Pole factory.

Agent Jeb Fairy: We had the whole place under surveillance for months and all the workers were under a meter tall. There were kids all over the place.

Santa: They’re not kids, they’re elves you dimwit!

Agent Jeb Fairy: You can call them whatever you like, you’re going to jail for this you creepy old man.

Santa: But I’m Santa! I’m beloved by all.

Agent Jeb Fairy: You’re gonna end up like Jeffrey Epstein [then whispers to Santa] Am I still gonna get that Play Station I asked for?

Santa: Ho Ho Ho, I don’t think soooo!

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