Dinosaurs all over the world came up from the ground to demonstrate what they call “dinosaur appropriation”. NASA promised that next time they will fire dinosaurs into the asteroid to knock it off course. This will commemorate the day the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid. The dinosaurs seemed placated by the announcement as they retreated back into the earth.

SpokesDinosaur, Thorenoussardus gave a claws up and added, “Grrr” as she dug her way back into the swamp from whence she came.

Plans to construct the interstellar dino canon are already underway.