A dead NASA spacecraft has fallen to earth and has a 1/2,500 chance of killing someone. The odds are much lower that it will land on Vladimir Putin, astronomical indeed, but we can always hope. Stay positive!
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Detailed images are coming back every day from the James Webb Space Telescope. One of the more interesting images captured the restaurant at the end of the universe, proving that Douglas Adams was right.
Thorenoussardus, in collaboration with NASA, were able to visit the restaurant, which received mixed reviews.
Joe: “Restaurant” is a bit steep. It’s just a little diner. Everyone is smoking. The waiter, the cook, everybody. My sandwich was a mess. I’m not even sure that was mayo.
Larry: I thought it was just great! (holding two thumbs up), Well worth the trip!
Jeb: I ain’t ever had scrambled eggs and toast like that. Something weird about them eggs. I stirred my coffee and the spoon part of the spoon just melted away. I’m sitting there holding a metal handle. At least it was hot.
Dinosaurs all over the world came up from the ground to demonstrate what they call “dinosaur appropriation”. NASA promised that next time they will fire dinosaurs into the asteroid to knock it off course. This will commemorate the day the dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid. The dinosaurs seemed placated by the announcement as they retreated back into the earth.
SpokesDinosaur, Thorenoussardus gave a claws up and added, “Grrr” as she dug her way back into the swamp from whence she came.
Plans to construct the interstellar dino canon are already underway.
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The asteroid, Hellfire 66 might get a bit closer to earth than expected, NASA sources say. Authorities remind you not to panic and to remain calm and indoors. When asked if this asteroid is a global killer, scientists responded with a resounding, “certainly not!” Again, please remain indoors and remember not to panic as the situation is, quote “under control”.
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