Cherub Noble

Cherubs found in Vatican cellar


Vatican planning to renovate older artifacts.
These cherubs, found in a cellar in The Vatican, were discovered to contain extremely high levels of radiation. Upon further inspection, one of them had six toes, while the other had only three fingers. Furthermore, they were not merely plaster casts but contained the bodies of real children, probably dating back to Pompeii and the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius in 79 AC.
When asked if they would continue the restoration of the cherubs, The Vatican replied, “We will probably choose to abort the process”.

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