A new industry is emerging – digital excorsism. People are tired of all the smart, buggy, snoopy stuff in their life and they are getting help to “unsmart” their lives.

It’s easy to purchase these smart technologies but it’s much harder to rid ourselves of them. They’re insidious and they make us dependent- slaves, in fact.

Digital excorcist Jebus Crossman: I’m a certified minister and I will free you brother! I will exorcise them smart demons from your life. Be healed!! Free yourself from the digital chains that bind you. Seek and ye shall find. That smart fridge has no power in your life brother! That smart phone will not control you sister! Amen. Amen.