Oh, how we love to pound the world into submission until we mold and shape it into what we want it to be! Then and only then will we be happy.

Introducing: The SUPERSHAPER™ 3000

SUPERSHAPER™is the tool that allows you to sculpt the world into a shape that is pleasing to you. The SUPERSHAPER™ comes with our patented rose-colored glasses.

You can mold and shape anything or anyone into what you want them to be. See only what you want to see, exactly how you want to see it!

Order now and we’ll throw in Narcissiscissors absolutely free! Cut out all the people and opinions you don’t agree with. You deserve to always get exactly what you want!

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