Sunday sleeping in

It was the best option. You could instead have:

• stolen money from your grandmother to buy drugs.

• stolen someone else’s grandmother to pay for drugs.

• dressed up as a grandmother in order to get the senior discount at the movies and then use the remaining money to buy drugs.

You haven’t done any of those things! Feeling better about yourself now? You’re welcome! Now roll over and go back to sleep.

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