An underground faction wants to launch a new kind of Paris Accord, something they call the NMMA or No Malicious Man Agreement.

Instead of trying to dissuade males in positions of power not to destroy the world, this bold underground faction declares that we must exterminate all malicious leaders, wherever they are, before they destroy us.

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