Rapper Bug E. Feature

When I was a young bug, people stepped on me. They called me maggot and cockroach. They treated me like an insect, which I was, until I went from a bug to a feature!

My life is way more exciting now. I feel more confident and self-actualized. Before, I ate mostly leaves and sometimes smaller bugs. Now I dine out at only the finest restaurants.

Find out how you too can go from a bug to a feature by taking my rap course, Bugg E. Feature. Use offer code thorenoussardus at checkout to get 1% off your purchase.

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