When I was a young bug, people stepped on me. They called me maggot and cockroach. They treated me like an insect, which I was, until I went from a bug to a feature!
My life is way more exciting now. I feel more confident and self-actualized. Before, I ate mostly leaves and sometimes smaller bugs. Now I dine out at only the finest restaurants.
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