Dairy farmers announced today their plan to increase the union of dairy farmers’ ability to sell dairy products.

Dairy farmers Jeb Ray Cess and Don “Whitey” Hereford made the following statement: We think that the public will definitely want to join the Moo Plus Klan. By becoming a Moo Plus Klan member, you get all the benefits the Moo Plus Plan has to offer.

The floor was then opened up for questions. There were none.