Human Surveillance Systems, offers you the many eyes of homeless people! We place them wherever you need them to be, as long as necessary. An HSS doesn’t eat much and are used to all kinds of shitty weather and unfriendly conditions. They report what they see directly to you via their implanted microphones. In our premium deluxe package, and with the brand new eye transplant method, you can also get some visuals from their eyes. Order now, and get an extra homeless guy for free!

HSS – The only REAL surveillance!

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