Category Archives: science

Space and common people

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Have you heard about the latest trend? Common people are now refusing to believe that the space program is for everyone! They don’t trust the government and think that the space program is only meant for the elite. In response to this, a new movement has been created to make space travel accessible to all. They want to crowdfund rockets so that everyone can experience the wonders of space exploration. But will common people trust this new movement? Only time will tell!

Safe Space Sex

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Scientists are concerned about space tourism and what could happen when people start having unprotected sex in a weightless environment with much higher levels of radiation.

HumanIfy wants to help and are designing a sex proof space coffin. This sex cocoon will be made of a thick layer of led and is very comfy inside with Egyptian silk sheets and hundreds of Tv channels, including porn. When you decide to have sex with your partner, you just enter the coffin and remain in there until the return trip to earth. If you happen to be pregnant in space, your fetus will be perfectly safe inside our sex cocoon.

Please help to crowdfund the space safe sex cocoon. All contributions are welcome. Together we can make space a safe place for having unprotected sex.

Please note that this important research is only about sex between space tourists of the opposite gender. Same gendered are encouraged to have as much sex they like in space.

Apocalypse Wow

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See the world go under from your very own front row seat! Our space shuttle, Titan is taking off just before the apocalypse. However it looks, we are prepared for almost anything. We will remain airborne for 24-hours, with all the luxury you can imagine.

Apocalypse Wow – Leave earth and die in style!

Black Hole Travel

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Celebrate Christmas in another dimension this year!

Black Hole Travel offers a different kind of holiday experience, where anything and everything CAN and WILL happen!

Our state of the art facility at CERN Switzerland is the beginning of your journey. From here on out it’s all wormholes, space time warps and the best (and worst) things the multiverse has to offer… it’s destination unknown!

Black Hole Travel – the complete out of body travel experience!

Disclaimer: We are not liable for adverse consequences that may occur including: seeing yourself from behind, death, meeting multiple copies of yourself, instantaneous death, collapsing or stretching, motion sickness, prolonged ejaculation, extreme horrific death, vertigo, meeting god only to realize that it was you all along and there is no one to blame and you don’t matter anyway.