Larry and Joe are planning to visit the Kremlin where they will address Putin and the other Kreminals directly. We have many questions, says Joe, like “what’s up with all the plastic surgery” and “can’t you be recycled into something useful instead”? Larry wants to know whether FSB is actually a bank and whether Putin sees himself as a sick tater or a dick tater? They plan to eat lunch together with Putin adding, “it’s not like he’s poisoned anyone before”.