Unemployed cockroach finds new career as life coach

George prior to noble transformation

George found himself redundant, unemployed and feeling completely useless. He would hide under refrigerators and stoves and settle for crumbs. Finally, he decided to put himself out there- to get out of the cockroach and into the life coach! He turned himself around and is now going public. He is making his announcement on thorenoussardus.com but will eventually have his own website and probably even a TikTok.
Thorenoussardus would like to congratulate George and other species able to transcend and make something of themselves. If you would like to receive valuable life coaching from George, make sure to reach out to him. By George he’s done it!

George after noble transformation

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