The recent climate meeting in Dubai was a great success… for oil companies, They will continue drilling but promise to think happy environmental thoughts while doing it.

The next meeting will be held on Mars, and will only be attended by billionaires who can afford to escape earth.

We promise, no really, we do. We WILL do it later. Consider it done. We’re not lying. Okay we lied before but next time, it’s for real. We swear. Trust us. We’re gonna do the right thing. No, our fingers are not crossed 🤞 behind our backs. No, we will not show our hands. 🙌