HumanIfy/hū•man•e•fi (verb/adverb) – the process or act of becoming less human based on the presupposition that humans are bad people and people are bad humans.

Perhaps we can learn to be less like the chimpanzees and even less like the humans that share a common ancestor with them.

1. forget that you are a talky animal every once in a while and just be quiet for a bit.

2. try not having an opinion just once today.

3. take time to play with your vagina so you remember to not be a dick.

4. if someone is having a rough go of it, be grateful that it’s not happening to you.

5. realize that you have most of the things you need right now.

6. if steps 1-5 don’t work right away then start being viscous, hateful and disrespectful, thus proving the point that humans are bad people and people are bad humans.