Data Disclosure

At Thorenoussardus, we take your data seriously. We promise not to waste your data and only sell it to the highest bidder. We will provide you with targeted advertising, specific to your needs.

Just read these testimonials from other satisfied Thorenoussardus readers:

Rachelle Ruessard: I don’t know why I keep seeing these ads for pregnancy tests. I’m a 56 year old lesbian.

Jeb Clemons: I told y’all, I work here and I ain’t interested in these here ads for dildos. They ain’t even got ‘em in extra large.

Herschel Stalker: They be showing me ads for abortion clinics. I’m against it, but you never know when it might be useful again.

Thorenoussardus. We’re here for you.

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