If people have a buttocks, why not a frontocks? Should it be spelled with two t’s? As in “fronttocks”? Or just one t? One t in the front, two t’s for the back? Why do we use “pee pee” for a childlike version of urination? That’s the fronttocks and they say it twice.
Never mind the Bollocks, here’s the frontocks! The Sex Pistols could have been WAY MORE creative.
Thorenoussardus: Asking the hard questions. Improving the English language. You’re welcome!