Not to be outdone by Elon Musk, Thorenoussardus buys MySpace for 44 billion dollars.
What would you do with that much money? You could end world hunger or buy a declining app. You could help solve climate change or buy a platform in decline. You could build thousands of schools or buy a shitty app.
Money well spent! Priorities in order! See you all on the new and improved TySpace.