Band mates

Definition of playing in a band: Three other assholes and me.

Lead vocalist: Drummer is an asshole. He keeps throwing me off.

Bass player: The singer is a cocky asshole. He thinks it’s HIS band.

Guitarist: I’m the most talented one in the band. What am I doing with these assholes?

Drummer: I’m shagging the singer’s girlfriend. That asshole doesn’t even know.

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