chairman: Meeting adjourned.
Larry: I’m pretty sure “adjourned” is what you say at the END of a meeting.
chairman: Er… can someone please read the minutes from the last meeting?
chairman: Let’s just jump right in, shall we? Do any of you have any fresh, new ideas?
Jeb: I ain’t even sure what we actually do here to be honest.
chairman: Sales are down people! Way down!!!
Joe: We sell stuff?!
Jeb: I know, rite. Nobody told me neither.
Larry: We should tell more fart jokes!
Jeb: Yo mama.
Joe: Yeah… and yo mama jokes!
chairman: Order! Order!!!
Larry: We should DEFINITELY order.
Joe: I could go for a pizza.
chairman: Order I said!
Jeb: You ain’t gotta tell me twice ma’facker, I’m on the phone right now.
Joe: Order me a six pack.
Jeb: See that ice chest in the corner? Help youself ma’facker.
Joe: Chairman, I motion for Jeb to chair the remainder of the meeting.
Larry and Joe together: Jeb! Jeb! Jeb!
chairman: I can’t take this, it’s like this every meeting! I RESIGN!! [hands on face in despair]
Larry: But if you resign, who will we hijack the meeting from?
Joe: Yeah, Bill… ya dumpling.
chairman: Only my wife calls me that… how did you???…
Jeb/Joe/Larry [together]: ahahaha!!!
chairman [storming out]: I quit!
Larry: You guys wanna order dumplings?
Jeb: Can somebody cover me? I’m a bit light at the moment.
Larry: I’m flat broke.
Joe [holding up chairman’s wallet]: I got him in the elevator on the way in. It’s on the house.
Larry: Damn son!
Joe: Now reach in that ice chest and fetch me that beer.