Jeb: All this global warming. It ain’t getting warmer. The temperature always goes up and down all the time. Shit, it snowed here last week!

CS: We’ve been monitoring and measuring the climate for decades and we know very accurately what is happening.

Jeb: I don’t believe in all that. I think it’s hocus-pocus.

CS: When you look into your beer cooler, are you able to tell whether you have 4 beers left or 6 beers left?

Jeb: Hell yeah. Time to get more beer!

CS: And how did you figure that out?

Jeb: I counted, stupid.

CS: You counted and you understood the difference between 4 and 6.

Jeb: Hey! Don’t you be condescending on me. I’m a smart motherfucker.

CS: You literally just called me stupid.

Jeb: All right. I’m sorry. I get it. We measure global temperature and we know it’s getting warmer.

CS: Exactly… Hey Jeb?

Jeb: Yeah?

CS: Reach into that cooler and toss me one of them beers.

Jeb: You got it mane.

CS: Now how many are left?

Jeb: Fuck you mane.

CS: Just count them. You can do that, right?

Jeb: Mane, you gettin’ on my last nerve mane.

CS: Hehehe