HumanIfy jobs

At HumanIfy, we are looking to expand our business and need to fill several exciting positions.

We are looking for a Key Accounts Manager with 20+ years experience who is preferably a robot. You don’t mind being slightly or drastically reprogrammed to meet our current business requirements. You are a team player. You will be paid in Sudoku and crossword puzzles.

Jeb 2.0 wanted. We need a new and improved version of a teammate who wasn’t a very good teammate. As the new Jeb, you will be responsible for saying things like: “I’m not interested in your facts, my mind’s made up” and “I don’t believe in all that science“. As the new Jeb, you are not interested in money, beer is your reward!

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