HumanIfy are growing and expanding and have several exciting opportunities for career-minded individuals who are self-starters, want to work alone and within a large group, both from home and in an office environment with many walls and an open office space.

We are looking for:

Advanced technical specialist – Minimum 5 years experience. Masters degree in biology required. You will be our chief engineer in charge of making copies.

Flamethrower operator – Minimum 10 years experience with kerosene and gas-powered flamethrower required. Only flamethrower owners need apply.

Lead chemist – Experience required. Degree in Chemistry required but not necessary. Do you enjoy getting coffee for ungrateful and demanding people who will never thank you? You may be just the chemist we’re looking for!

HumanIfy is an “equal” opportunity employer.

Our lawyers insist that we put “equal” in quotes in order to avoid future lawsuits. Any current and ongoing lawsuits will not be disclosed at this time.