Tired of all these stupid apps you need to have for all these different things? Now there’s just one app for everything!

Introducing TRapp! The Thorenoussardus app. The only app you’ll ever need.

Jeb Hackney: Basically, we DDOS the shit outta your ISP, your router and all your devices. You’re basically f*#ked. Now you ain’t gotta worry ‘bout nothin’ no more. No need for all dese stoopid apps an’ shit. You just go back to zero. Fuck you an’ ‘ave a nice day. Like you welcome. Go [redacted] yourselves.

Merry Hanukkah, motha [redacted].