Halloween got too scary this year.

German tech company, Hell-O-Weener introduced Smart sausage, or “SS” this Halloween. It was not popular and people were outraged. Kids received the smart sausage (SS) in their candy bags and simply pushed it aside.

Little Timmy said, “it tasted like WWII and antisemitism”. Timmy’s mom confiscated the device and later used it to pleasure herself. “I felt like Eva Braun but not in a good way”.

We interviewed a company representative who had this to say: We launched maybe prematurely. We have precisely 364 days for to make this product work in time for the next Halloween.

Hell-O-Weener. German precision. Make your Halloween one to remember.