Mother has many sweet nicknames for her baby.

On October 7, 1952 in Leningrad, a woman had a beautiful brand new baby boy. She was unsure what to name him so she called him by different pet names, such as Baby Pootin, Little Dick Tater and Mommy’s Little Kremlin.

She preferred the initials KGB or FSB as in, Kremlin Gotta Burnit or Fuckthat Shit Burnit.

“Both have a nice ring to them”, she said, in spite of her surname being Putin.