hAIr discovered to have a backdoor that allows hackers to exploit and take control of gentleman’s mustache. The man reports that he is very afraid and has not slept in days. He says he knows something bad is coming but he doesn’t know when- and that’s the worst part, NOT knowing.

A spokesperson from hAIr had this to say: “We are very sorry that our AI wigs, mustaches and beards are vulnerable to cyber-attack. We thought we had taken the necessary precautions but when our IT people found this backdoor, we knew there was an issue. This effects our entire SMARThAIr™ line and we will be releasing a patch in the next day or so and this should fix the issue”.