Mindfulness Monday: Lost my keys, then my phone. Fell down a flight of stairs, landing in dog poo.

Thoughtful Tuesday: Locked myself out. Didn’t lose my keys like yesterday. They’re in the house.

Whimsical Wednesday: Spent the last hour thinking about why they would name the day Wed•nes. Missed my doctors appointment.

Theatrical Thursday: Spent five hours writing a screenplay about a woodchuck that chucks wood and a girl named Mary who had a little lamb, only to discover that it has already been done before.

Fantastic Friday: Hopefully, my weekend will be the best one ever, but probably not.