We thought centralized currency was too risky so we bought into cryptocurrency – a safer, more decentralized currency. Now our currency has been decentralized to the point that we can no longer find it.
Our money is somewhere out there, completely unregulated, bobbing up and down and volatile AF. It’s more like a roller coaster than a line graph and roller coasters are fun! Rich poor rich poor. At least we’re not beholden to banks.
Former HumanIfy employee and cryptocurrency enthusiast, Jeb Clemons: The other day I decided to cash in so I contact the guy who invested my crypto. His name is bongdonghype666. I don’t know if that’s his real name. Probably not. He still hasn’t answered. I mean he gave me his email address so I figured he was legit. I don’t trust them bankers.