A man became trapped inside his cubicle where he had worked for the past 35 years. He was freed late yesterday afternoon as fire and rescue crews worked tirelessly to separate him from the walls that entrapped him. To everyone’s surprise, the man had grown into the shape of the cubicle and was himself, actually cube shaped. They tried to lower him through an office window but soon realized they could not put a square man through a round hole.

Architectural engineer Jeb Loyd Wright: We thought we were doing something different when we decided on round windows. Nothing could have prepared us for this.