Merry ChristMusk

Elon Musk is secretly selling Twitter to Vladimir Putin for an undisclosed amount. Musk says he is “over it” but plans to buy Christmas for 167 billion.

He plans to overhaul the once popular holiday starting by renaming it “ChristMusk”.

“People are tired of the Old Testament and Muhammad and Allah type saviors. They want a tech billionaire savior. I enjoyed the Thorenoussardus article Saviornaire. It was accurate and reflected my view of myself”.

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