Scientists discovered that people all over the world are now experiencing multiple spontaneous orgasms, resulting from the new 6G network. It triggers the G spot to a degree never before attained. “It’s fantastic”says Dr Unc, “evolution is so beautiful!”
Underground, and militant, Climate Scientists are talking about a more aggressive approach to the climate situation. They are talking about the fact that just a few people in leadership positions around the world are responsible for all injustice and climate issues in the world. The scientists are talking about the MenTal, a tiny number of MEN in some countries who need to be exterminated for the rest of us to survive.
If earth was a ship and we are the passengers, managed by a murderer psychopath as captain, what would you do? The concept of different countries and many different leaders has reached a dead end.
We humans tend to not like surprises very much. But for dogs it seems to be ten times worse, perhaps more.
Surprise researcher Dr. Unc: Yes yes, it is very true, we don’t like surprises, especially not very sudden ones. It’s the fear of the unknown, you see. We are so afraid all the time; who’s that, what do they want, where are we going…? But for a dog! Oh, poor creatures react to any kind of surprise; a leaf, wind, ants, farting. All the many smelly surprises drive them crazy. We can learn so much from the dogs in this surprise research of mine, and I will soon tell you more about it, in the science paper I’m working on. The world is so full of surprises…
A-Eye specialist, Jeb Sharp: Just get some bacon, any kind, but maybe not the hickory smoked… fry it for at least 10 min, to isolate the fat. Mix it with the AI stuff and you are good to go. One drop in each eye for a week or two, that’s it. This is the future of A-Eye and I’m proud to be a part of it! Smells and taste good too.
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