Ukraine update

Ukraine has taken back three territories that were taken from them by Russia.

Young, eligible military age men flee Russia to avoid a potential draft. We interviewed one Russian man as he was fleeing into neighboring Georgia.

Russia man: I no fight get back something we take them… they take back from us and now we take back again? For what is this? This make no sense. For what is this? I not fight for this. It make no sense. I leave. Maybe no come back. I stay away. Fuck Putin.

The man asked that we take away the “fuck Putin” portion of the interview but did offer to be interviewed again on the other side of the border, where he would definitely repeat the sentiment.

It’s not the Metaverse, it’s 10 times worse

Waking reality worse than metaverse nightmare.

In a 24-hour experiment, a participant was asked to perform certain specific tasks in Virtual Reality in order to better understand it’s effects on humans. Dr. Unc was monitoring the participant through the night, but had fallen asleep. When the doctor awoke, he found that the subject had also fallen asleep.

Dr. Unc tried to wake the subject but subject was in a comatose state and no contact could be made with him. When Dr. Unc tried to remove the headset, the man began screaming and thrashing about violently, so he re-attached the headset and the subject immediately went back into a calm, submissive state. The study suggests that our current waking reality is worse than the worst metaverse nightmare experience, as the subject seems to prefer the VR nightmare metaverse to “real life”.

A monitor that was attached to the headset showed what the subject was seeing in the VR headset. The images were so horrifying that Dr. Unc quickly disconnected everything.

Due to the extreme graphical nature or the imagery, the video will never be shown to the public.

Dolphin clitoris made for a pleasurable sex life!?

I just read this news article about Dolphins and their sexlife. It seems like they are really made for enjoying sex. But how do we know that?

Well, according to the article the female dolphin has a really sensitive clitoris. Wow, I can only guess how this was found out, and oops… now I got weird pictures in my head again: 

” – PhD-Larry, can you please attach the smart-dildo to the dolphin’s clitoris again. We have to measure how much she enjoys the stimulation, we can learn so much from this. – Ok professor, I’m on it”.

Come on! Leave the dolphins alone, give them some fucking privacy. They are probably smarter than all of us and would never come up with such a stupid idea of finding out if humans like to fuck or not. They are above shit like that.

Damn I wish I will become a female dolphin in my next life!