Inside out

The next Nobel prize in physics might go to the physician Professor Juergen Dinklefeist from Switzerland for his lifelong research on the earth’s core. Secretly, he has drilled more than 10,000 holes deep into the earth. He has travelled around the world for years and years, drilling and drilling, deeper and deeper. He calls it the Schweitzer-cheese-method. He has attempted to empty the earth of all its magma so we could all move inside of earth if needed in the future. Like an inside-out kind of earth! Out with the hot stuff and in with water, people, animals and nature. Just a little artificial sun in there as well, and we are good to go, he claims in his latest paper.