A new service for flexible and spontaneous imprisonment on the fly.
CIA agent Jeb Anderson: It’s like airbnb for agents, even includes stuff for water boarding and all that shit we love to do!
Enjoy your next stay at Jail-N-Go! We’ve got locations all over the world.
The new generation of public toilets can now analyze your urine and tell you how pissed you are. It will provide your health status, and much more! Just pee, receive, and go!
Regular user of public toilets, Jeb Stone:
“I was just goin in there to pee, man…and then a freaky voice started to tell me stuff! It said I had cancer in my butt, that I most likely had diabetes, that I was way too drunk, but that Jesus loved me anyway! I don’t like where all this smart shit is goin’, not one god damn bit!”
I’m tired of it. This Thorenoussardus shit is too much. I’m sick of it and I quit. This time I ain’t coming back. Let ’em get somebody else to do the job. I got better things to do. I mean, you guys reading this shit?! This thing done gone off the rails! Besides, I’m busy with space and stuff.
HumanIfy 