Unhappy Hackers

Hackers union, HAU, are very concerned about the evolution of AI and with stupid people who are mismanaging IT-systems. Everything is so much harder now with AI running the show.

Jebb Hoffa, union boss: We need less people involved. I say that as a union leader who represents the workers. It’s over. The machines won. I quit. Let the machines do all of it. They do it better anyway.

Joe Hacker: I get off on hacking people – not machines. I mean, I hack machines but I want to know that there’s a human person on the other end crying and feeling the loss ‘cause I just hijacked all their data.